I got drunk with a real nice guy last night In a mood to talk or fight And he said, what's the matter You don't look like you do so bad I said I just been taking for everything I had Someone took a fancy to my wallet and my coat So what you smiling at - ain't you been in that boat It's something that there really should be Something done about He said don't knock it sonny That's the way I started out And now I got a nice suit I got a nice car It's been a nice day Don't tell me that crime don't pay Okay