7 Foot Man (Live)

歌詞

I'm the seven foot man, I've commited no crime Bumping my head into doorways, it happens all the time I'm seven feet tall and I repeat They don't make a ski boot that can fit my feet I'm seven feet tall and I don't play basketball I'm seven feet tall, but I'm still just a man So of course it hurts me a lot when I walk into the ceiling fan Small people say, "I wish I was him" But it's been nine years since I've had a trim The barber said, "I can't reach the top of his head" Seven foot man I cannot hide Seven foot man I know 'cause I've tried Seven foot man My last girlfriend died Because my penis is seven foot wide So the next time you see me walking around And my head's right about to hit a tree branch tell me to duck down And I'll pay you back soon you will see By getting your frisbee down from that tree I do what I can, I'm the seven foot man Seven foot man Seven foot man