Come here, mama, what's on your mind? Daddy wants to love you but you won't give him time You ain't nothin' but a salty dog, oh salty dog Ha ha ha ha, ha ha, hey, hey, hey I got a gal, she's six feet tall Sleeps in the kitchen with her feet in the hall She ain't nothin' but a salty dog, oh salty dog Ha ha ha ha I got a gal, she's raised in the sticks She does her lovin' in a Packard twin six She ain't nothin' but a salty dog, oh salty dog Ha ha ha ha I got a gal, she rides a riverboat She'd make a good mule just leave his oats She ain't nothin' but a salty dog, oh salty dog Ha ha ha ha, hey hey hey, (Spoken: Blow it, brother, blow it!) I got a gal, she looks so bum But she's got more ways to lovin' than Wrigley's got gum She ain't nothin' but a salty dog, oh salty dog Ha ha ha ha ha ha, hey hey hey Two little nigras layin' in the bed One rolled over and the other said "You ain't nothin' but a salty dog, oh salty dog" Ha ha ha ha