My Fondest Childhood Memories (Album Version)

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When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter She had a pet kangaroo Wore big breasts and feathers. She gave me ice cream every time I screamed and hollered And I loved her till I Caught her sexing my father. She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend So I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend So I killed her. When I was 13 the plumber stopped by The house was flooding And no one knew why. Within no time at all he got rid of the water And I was grateful Till I caught him plunging my mother. He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend So I killed him. He gonna hurt you momma never again he wasn't a friend So I killed him. He gonna hurt your momma never again He wasn't a friend So I killed him. And I don't feel bad about it. Say what? And I don't feel bad about it. These are my fondest childhood memories. I was just a kid So they let me go despite the murders that I did All grown up now as you can see My parents are still happily married Thanks to me. She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend So I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend So I killed her. He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend So I killed him. He gonna hurt you momma never again he wasn't a friend So I killed him. These are my fondest childhood memories