The elevator in the hotel lobby has a lazy door The man inside is going to a hotel room He jumped out right after seein' just the very sight of me Decided he better hike it to the second floor It's temporary, this place I'm in I permanently won't do this again My belongings scattered all across the hotel floor Now and later, I was thinkin' it over by the snack machine I thought about you and a candy bar The Now and Laters, now and I've got 'em stuck between my teeth I fell asleep to the greatest movie of the year A man gets lonely, for Heaven's sake He's wonderin' only what did you do today The world is spinnin' 'round into an old, sad song Well it's com'n down outside like I've never even seen before I fell into some kind of sorry state Lookin' back now, I think it's finally time for me to laugh about it Get my things together and find something to say Well I feel awful and I believe Time gets wasted in this misery And darling I never wanna come back home