I'm just the pleaser You sure look pleased I'm just the pleaser You sure look pleased I'm just the taxi-driver You get driven around I'm just the taxi-driver And you get driven around Entertainer I'll keep you entertained The entertainer I'll keep you entertained You can call me Mr. Three You can call me Mr. Five You can call me Mr. Nine I'll keep you entertained The pleaser You sure look pleased I'm just the taxi-driver You get driven around I'm just the taxi-driver You get driven around Entertainer