There's lots of mean women on almost any street Lord There's lots of mean women on almost any street But I've got the meanest Mama that ever walked on two feet That gal is so low down I often wonder why Lord she's so low down I often wonder why That she keeps on livin' I guess she's to mean to die Now you triflin' women always say you love your man Lord you triflin' women always say you love your man And when he goes out the front door the back door lets a new man in (Ah maybe two of them) Now there's two things in this world I don't understand Lord there's two things in this world that I don't understand One of thems a woman the other ones a man I'm gonna buy me a pistol I'll think I'll get a 44 Gonna buy me a pistol I'll think I'll get a 44 And when I get through shootin' that girl wont step no more