Seven years with the wrong woman Will wreck most any good man Seven years with the wrong woman It's the same in the mountain or dale She'll stay awake all night Trying to start a fight Then have you thrown into jail Seven years with the wrong woman Is more than 'arf too bad, baby Seven years with the wrong woman Will drive most any man mad, poo-poo-pe-doo When you've married the wrong woman, you know There's only on thing you can do Dig yourself a hole, and crawl in that hole Then pull the ground over you, like Seven years with the wrong woman Put me in this dirty jail And she's got all my money And laughs 'cos I can't get bail In that final day of judgement When the good Gabriel starts in to blow If I see her face in that Heavenly place I'll ask to be sent down below