We'll break up over breakfast It's cool, calm and collected We'll talk until the ice in both our water glasses melted We'll say, "It's for the better" And, "I'll love you forever" You'll walk me to the car and say goodbye Yeah, right I'll see two headlights in my drive in the middle of the night I'll hear knock knock on my front door, say you wanna make it right Fight in the kitchen, break dishes, and try to fix what wasn't right Maybe in another life We'll break up over breakfast It's cool, calm and collected We'll talk until the ice in both our water glasses melted We'll say, "It's for the better" And, "I'll love you forever" You'll walk me to the car and say goodbye Yeah, right You'll come and get your things but I know that really means You'll start a fight and make me cry I'll close my eyes and wish that we would Break up over breakfast It's cool, calm and collected We'll talk until the ice in both our water glasses melted We'll say, "It's for the better" And, "I'll love you forever" You'll walk me to the car and say goodbye (Goodbye) Yeah, right Yeah, right Yeah, right