The Streak

歌詞

Hello everyone, this is your action news reporter. With all the news It is news across the nation. On the scene at the super market There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Yeh, I did... I was standing over there by the tomatoes And here he come Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables Naked as a jay-bird And I hollered over at Ethel... I said "Don't look Ethel !" It was too late she'd already been incensed... Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy And he ain't wearin' no clothes Oh yes, they call him the streak Fastest thing on two feet He's just as proud as he can be Of his anatomy He's gonna give us a peek Oh yes, they call him the streak He likes to show off his physique If there's an audience to be found He'll be streakin' around Invitin' public critique... This is your action news reporter once again And we're here at the gas station Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Yeh, I did... I was just in here gettin' my tires checked And he just appeared out of the traffic Come streakin' around the grease rack there Didn't have nothing on but a smile I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink I hollered.."Don't look Ethel!" It was too late... She'd already been mooned Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy He's just in the mood to run in the nude Oh yes, they call him the streak He likes to turn the other cheek He's always making the news Wearin' just his tennis shoes Guess you could call him unique... Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there To get Ethel a snow cone Here he come right our of the cheap seats Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand I hollered up at Ethel, I said "Don't look Ethel !!" It was too late... She'd already got a free shot Grandstanded... Right there in front of the home team (Oh, Yes, they call him thestreak.....) Here he comes...look... who's that with him? Ethel, is that you, Ethel? What do you think you're doing? You get your clothes on! Ethel, where you going? Ethel, you shameless hussy Say it isn't so Ethel! Ethel..................