Dr. Yang, help me mend this broken heart You got to help me, doc, I don't know where to start When she walked right out that door And left me crying on the floor She says she's only going to the store Dr. Yang, what's the lovesick diagnosis? 'Cause she says she cannot cope with my neurosis You would think I had chronic halitosis Dr. Yang Dr. Yang, now her voicemail box is full If she won't call me I'm feeling like a fool The last time I saw her in her car I threw her shit out in the yard Locked her out and headed to the bar Dr. Yang, what's the lovesick diagnosis? Cause she says she cannot cope with my neurosis I could always hurt myself, doctor, she knows this Dr. Yang Dr. Yang All the king's horses And all the king's men Couldn't get back my girlfriend Dr. Yang, if you can't fix my heart in the end Actually there is something you could do instead Call my girlfriend from your number Explain that you're a doctor Tell her that I love her so She hurt me more than she could know And even with all your degrees There's nothing you can do for me Then she won't have to block my number any more Dr. Yang, da da da da da Dr. Yang, da da da da da Dr. Yang, da da da da da Dr. Yang, gonna kill myself tonight Tell her that Dr. Yang