I wonder what the best thing is To have a face or to have charm? Well, my girl's twofaced and she's a fartalarm I'm not blind and I do have nose But I don't want to use it now I rather try to follow my heart this time Good looks, it makes me nervous I need someone who's not perfect It's you, you're overweight and lovely Yes, it's true, a pig in walking shoes You drool every time we kiss, I must say you rule I'm falling in love with you I know that all those trendy girls Would leave me when I'm broke And also be disgusted when I smoke, no joke I don't want no model Unless she has a major body Just an ounce of human touch, I realize it's a killercrush I'm dancing, I'm overjoyed I took a chance on you cause I wanted some romance To and now I'm happy as can be Cause this supersized woman means all to me