Let's get drunk and go out driving Let's see just how quickly we can go Let's get plowed and plow down some old lady Let's go drink off the stereo Let's go down and vomit out the window Let's keep score of how many we've killed Two tequila slammers off the dashboard There's an alcoholic at the wheel Careful when I'm taking this next corner Don't want anybody wasting beer Pass another lime and Corona Too drunk to use my clutch while shifting gears Let's get drunk and go out driving Let's do donuts in the cul-de-sac Let's get drunk and go out driving We're going and we're never coming back We're going and we're never coming back We're going and we're never coming back