There's a man There's a man Has the old maid's wishin' for new ambition! Everytime they see him passing along What a man What a man He's a real live petter A sweetheart getter When I tell you I'm not telling you wrong Has the arms that are big and strong Does he know where those arms belong Oh you have no idea Has he weighed that I loved so much Does he speak with his sense of touch Oh you have no idea He's got a million in the bank And that helps a lot But say that million in the bank Is only part of what he's got Gosh oh gee do I wanna swear Could he answer a maiden's prayer Oh you have no idea Has he lips oh the girls adore Does he know what he's got 'em for? Oh you have no conception Has the eyes that are full of love Do they show what he's thinking of Oh you have no idea He's got that whatsee whatsee what What people can't name And say that whatsee whatsee what Would make the wildest woman tame Hot as fire all the girls agree Does he spark when he's out with me Oh you have no idea Does he love like a dessert sheik When he nicks can he make 'em weep Oh you have no realization Has he got what the girls all crave When they're with him does he behave? Come to me for information He claims he's travelled quite a lot In far distant lands I don't know if it's true or not But boy he sure has traveling hands Like an auto he changes speed Has he got what his Sophie needs? Oh you have no idea