Ask me how do I feel Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging Well sir, all I can say Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing From the moment we kissed tonight That's the way I've just gotta behave Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light Or if I were a banner I'd wave Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing Well sir, all I can say is if gate I'd be swinging And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong, ding Ask me how do I feel From this chemistry lesson I'm learning Well sir, all I can say Is if I were a bridge I'd be burning Yes, I knew my moral would crack From the wonderful way that you looked Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're fondly caressing Well, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring Well, if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong, ding