Keely Smith: Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door? Cried the fair young maiden Louis Prima: It's only me from over the sea Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor I'm all dressed up like a Christmas tree Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor I'll sail the seas until I crock I'll fight and swear and chew and smoke But I can;t swim a single stroke Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor Keely Smith: Are you young and handsome sir? (of course) Are you young and handsome sir? (certainly) Are you young and handsome sir? Cried the fair young maiden Louis Prima: I'm old and rough and mean and tough Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor I never can get rough enough Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor While I can whip a dozen men And my age must be a hundred and ten And now I'm starting all over again So let me in baby, open the door I'm away long Keely Smith: I'll come down and let you in (please do) I'll come down and let you in (____) I'll come down and let you in Cried the fair young maiden Louis Prima: Well hurry before I bust in the door Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor I'll rear and tear and rant and roar Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor You'll spin me yarns and tell me lies I'll drink your coffee and eat your pies You'll kiss my cheeks I'll ___ your eyes Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor Barnacle Bill the Sailor man