The dipsy doodle is the thing to beware The dipsy doodle will get in your hair And if it gets you, it couldn't be worse The things you say will come out in reverse Like you love I and me love you That's the way the dipsy doodle works The dipsy doodle is easy to find It's almost always in the back of your mind You never know it, until it's too late And then you're in such a terrible state Like the moon jumped over the cow hey diddle That's the way the dipsy doodle works When you think that you're crazy You're the victim of a But it's not your mind that's hazy It's your heart that's at fault not your noodle You better listen and try to be good And try to do all the things that you should The dipsy doodle will get you some day You'll think you're crazy, the things that you'll say Like rhythm got eye and how am I That's the way the dipsy doodle works