There's a song tonight that I don't want to sing Seems like I'm complaining about something I've lost interest in So I'll sing "bada ba, bada ba, ba bada ba" Here we go again There's a crowd tonight that I'm not going to please Feels I'm desperately reaching for something that was there for like a day It went away, now I've got nothing left to say So I'm not gonna stay, going "Hey! Hey! Haha! Hey!" Baby, I won't impress you no matter what Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young? Well it sucks, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch And would you like me if I stayed forever young? Well it sucks, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch There's a man tonight that I don't want to meet Feels like I'm competing to be famous hoping one day I can be On a list of d-rate celebrities I think I would rather leave, I've got my bag over my sleeve And my ticket out of town expires tonight Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young? Well it sucks, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young? Well it sucks, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch With everyone you'll ever meet Continue being awkward in all social surroundings Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young? Well it sucks, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young? Well it sucks, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch I'm not feeling very young these days