the other day i got in a fight it involved me and my foot in my mouth and my wife then i got thinking wouldn't it be grand if with every word i said my wish was the world's command i'd be the king i'd be the top i'd givemyself a raise, throw my own parade number one, the chief, the boss i'd be the king no honey-do list i'd rule whatever i say is the way that it goes that's be cool and i'd go fishing or watch sports on tv and folks would carry me around and i'd get to wear a crown and i'd never spend a day on my feet i'd be living large i'd be in charge and the whole world would bow to me i'd be the king it happened again, i got in a fight it involved me and my foot in my mouth and my wife