I'm a mother I'm a lover A chef a referee I'm a doctor and a chuffeur Seven days a week I ain't asking for a medal Yeah I know you work too I'd just like a little credit Where credit is due It's the hardest gig I've known I work my fingers to the bone Yeah the dishes and the diapers never stop Lousy pay there ain't no 401K I know this may come as a shock But this her's a full time job Well I'm taking a vacation I could use a little fun I'll be sipping on the silence And soaking up the sun I'm leaving you my apron You can try it on for size You said there's nothing to it So I'm sure you'll be fine It's the hardest gig I've known I work my fingers to the bone Yeah the dishes and the diapers never stop Lousy pay there ain't no 401K I know this may come as a shock But this her's a full time job In a day or maybe two You'll be changing your tune By then you'll be ready to drop Working my full time job This here's a full time job Yeah yeah yeah