Three Little Pigs

歌詞

Why don't you sit right back and I I may tell you a tale A tale of three little pigs and a BIG BAD WOLFFF Well the first little piggy well he was kinda hick He spent most of his days just a dreaming of the city And then one day he bought a guitar He moved to Hollywood to become a star But living on the farm he knew nothing of the city Built his house out of straw what a pity And then one day jamming on some chords along came the wolf knocking on his door Little Pig Little Pig let me in NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN Little Pig Little Pig let me in NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in Huffin puffin blow your house in Huffin puffin blow your house in Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in Well the second little piggy well he was kinda stoked He spent most of his day just in ganja smoking Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach Getting paid money for religious speech He built his shelter from what he garbage picked Mostly made up of old cans and sticks Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley and along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley Little Pig Little Pig let me in NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN Little Pig Little Pig let me in NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in Huffin puffin blow your house in Huffin puffin blow your house in Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in Well the third little piggy the grade A student His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent Earned his Masters Degree from Harvard College Built his house from his architect knowledge A tri-level mansion Hollywood Hills Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills And then one day came the old house smasher the BIG BAD WOLF THE LITTLE PIGGY SLASHER Little Pig Little Pig let me in NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN Little Pig Little Pig let me in NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in Huffin puffin blow your house in Huffin puffin blow your house in Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in Well the big bad Wolf well he huffed and he puffed all that he could And low and behold the little piggy's house stood IT'S MADE OUT OF CONCRETE the little piggy shouted The wolf just frowned as he pouted So they called nine-eleven like any piggy would They sent out RAMBO just as fast as they could YO WOLF-FACE I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE YOUR ASS IS MINE Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see And that's to end the story for you and me If you still give a listen you just may here a big wolf or little piggy say Little Pig Little Pig let me in NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN Little Pig Little Pig let me in NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in Huffin puffin blow your house in Huffin puffin blow your house in Huffin puffin blow your house in Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in And the moral of the story is A band with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show