Oh Philomena, you in a tawdry gown Lean to your window, let's slip a ribbon down A cure to your boredom If only you'd let me go down Down, down Long summer days can lead to lazy vices Boys all at idle, left to their own devices Open up your linen lap and let me go down Down down All that I wanted in the world Was just to live to see a naked girl But I found I quickly bored I wanted more I wanted more So I'll be your candle And I'll be your statuette And I'll be your lashing loop of leatherette And oh Philomena, if only you'd let me go down Down down All that I wanted in the world Was just to live to see a naked girl But I found I quickly bored I wanted more Oh, so much more So I'll be your candle And I'll be your statuette And I'll be your lashing loop of leatherette And oh Philomena, if only you'd let me go down Down, down Go down Down, down Go down, down, down Go down