I'm gonna buy you a straight life policy, sick and accident, too Next thing's gonna happen gonna happen to you Says, I'm gonna ride to your funeral, mama, on a Vee You think you wise, baby, but you just don't know Six white horses, a-haulin' you to your grave I'm gonna be there, baby, throw dirt in your face Then I'm gonna ride to your funeral, baby, on a vee Say, you think you wise, baby, but you just don't know Says, I would buy a Buick, it's good on the road But it's nothin' like ridin' in a vee eight Ford Says, I'm gonna ride to your funeral, baby, in a vee Say, you think you're wise, baby, but you just don't know I'm gonna hire me a chauffer, cook and a maid, too Gonna put you enough insurance to buy me a house and lot, too Says, I'm gonna ride to your funeral, baby, on a vee You think you're wise, baby, but you just don't know I'm gonna bump you off, gonna tell you the reason why You're worth more to me dead, woman, than you is alive Says, I'm gonna ride to your funeral, baby, on a vee Say, you think you wise, baby, but you just don't know Ride to your funeral, baby, on a vee You think you wise, baby, but you just don't know I'm going out of town, I'll haul a red bag _____________ I'm gonna ride to your funeral, baby, on a vee You think you wise, baby, but you just don't know It takes a rockin' chair to rock, a rubber ball to roll It takes a _______ to satisfy my soul I'm gonna ride to your funeral, baby, on a vee You think you wise, baby, but you just don't know