Now just one thing, that worry my mind All of these womens, ain't none of them mine Scaredest I ever been, in my life Old Uncle Bud liked to caught me, kissing his wife Now big fish little fish, playing in the water Come on back here man, and give me my quarter Just like looking for a needle, in a bed of sand Just try to find a woman, ain't got no man Says God made a woman, and he made her mighty funny The lips around her mouth, just sweet as any honey Old Uncle Bud, he's a man like this He saves his money, and use his fist