Newman I like your brother and I like your mother I like you and you like me too We'll get a preacher, I'll buy a ring We'll hire a band with an accordion And a violin and a tenor who can sing. You and me, you and me, baby You and me, you and me, you and me, baby You and me, you and me, you and me, baby You and me, you and me, you and me. We'll have a kid or maybe we'll rent one He's got to be straight 'cause we don't want no bent one He'll drink his baby brew from a big brass cup Some day he may be president if things loosen up. You and me, you and me, baby You and me, you and me, you and me, baby You and me, you and me, you and me, baby You and me, you and me, you and me. I'll take the train into the city every morning You may be plain but I think you're pretty in the morning Some nights we'll go out dancin' if I am not too tired And some nights we'll sit romancin', watchin' the late show by the fire. When our kids are grown, with kids of their own They'll send us away to a little home in Florida We'll play checkers all day 'till we pass away.