Just as Long as Me

歌詞

It's a sad and awful story and the shorter folks won't care I'm a man who's simply way to big to love Picture her a tiny thing with tiny ribbons in her hair Picture me a monster towering above I don't care what color hair is growing on her head She doesn't have to be a sight to see It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed Just as long as she is just as long as me Took an ad out in the paper with my picture and some prose It said tall and lonely lover seeking same Combed my hair and got a shave and bought a long stemmed thornless rose When the picture ran my head was out of frame I don't care what color hair is growing on her head She doesn't have to be a sight to see It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed Just as long as she is just as long as me Every night I have a dream I'm on a mountain in the sky And the air gets ever thinner as I climb Then I see the gates of heaven, someone there has caught my eye She is very tall and finally she is mine I don't care what color hair is growing on her head She doesn't have to be a sight to see It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed Just as long as she is just as long as me