Biz: <Fonkee! Ready? Fonkee! Fonkee! Ahhh... One two, one two We came here to just motherfucking do You and a crew Got my man Marley Marl in the house Can抰 forget my man, Lik, y抋ll in the house Got Fric and Frac in the house Hey-hey-hey, you got Big Daddy Kane in the house Juice Crew in the house That抯 right And my name is the Biz Markie And we gonna rock a little something like this...> One, two, whatcha gonna do? I say yes, yes y抋ll To the beat, all Party-having people guaranteed to be like having a ball H-h-h-hey We gonna do a little something like this I say... I抦 the rap promoter I start to motor Tour from New York to South Dakota Drink ginger ale or root beer soda Never get the girls with the underarm order Put me on water, I抦 a good floater When I run for prez, you best be a voter Once knew a girl by the name of Rhoda I watch Star Wars just to see Yoda Or R2-D2 driving down the BQ When I buy franks, I make sure they抮e Hebrew When I entertain, and love to treat you Love to see a girl in a nice tight see-through Take her to the crib, turn on the Beta Watch a good flick by Arnold Schwartzenegger Maybe Commando or the Terminator Peace party people, ha ha see you later! Big Daddy, huh huh, my man my mellow Get on the mic cause you know you eat Jell-O Kane: Check it out, y抋ll You don抰 stop Keep on Well it抯 the Kane in the flesh Of course I抦 fresh Oh you thought that I was rotten? Huh, I beg your pardon To me getting paid and getting busy fall together So a man of my ambiance...never! Could I be weak, why I抦 rather unique I got style, flavor, grace, and plus a different technique That I be using and not many can manage So a brother like me, I do damage Just by picking up the mic to go solo I cold turn a party on out, and oh yo I get physical, mystical, very artistical Giving party people something funky to listen to That抯 why the other MC抯 can抰 swing long I stomp them out just like I was King Kong Stepping on roaches, I get ferocious Supercalifragalisticexpealidocio us I go on and on and on and Until the bright Shirley Murdock morning Cause I抦ma pimp, hear the primp, yes the emp- Eror, bringing much terror in your era I ready, willing and I抦 able, so bust a move Never use a barbershop I got my homeboy Smooth Cooling out with the clippers right around the way To keep my fresh Cameo cut every day Like that y抋ll, it抯 like that y抋ll It抯 like thata-the-that, it抯 like that y抋ll Cause I抦 the prosecutor taking a stand And, I抦 cross-examining you my man The judge and jury, releasing my fury The verdict that I reach for you is rather blurry You see, the name Kane is superior to many people It means King Asiatic Nobody抯 Equal I hate to brag, but damn I抦 good And if mics were a gun, I抎 be Clint Eastwood And if rap was a game, I抎 be MVP Most Valuable Poet on the M-I-C Or if rap was a school, I抎 be the principal Aw fuck it, the Kane is invincible To be specific, I may die one day But my rhymes will remain like a hieroglyphic It抯 a certain special skill that takes much practice I got it good, apparently you lack this So in turn, sit back and learn Listen close, this is for your own concern Let me show you exactly how it抯 properly done Lights, camera, action! A rap pro, do a show, good to go, also Cameo afro, Virgo, domino, I go Rambo Gigolo, Romeo, Friday night spend money on a ho- Tel, to get a good night抯 sleep I抦 keeping in step Now do I come off? Yep.