I came down from Detroit in my new Cadillac love coupe I thought San Antone was the place for a playboy to play I found me a darlin' with skin just as smooth as ice cream But I got my heart addled and shot from the saddle By a cowboy with cow on his jeans They don't go for Cadillacs the girls go for cataracts And pick-ups loaded with hay This ole Detroit playboy shot down by a cowboy With a belt buckle big as today Don't get me wrong boys I love San Antone and I'll stay But don't look for a playboy look for a cowboy In a Cadillac loaded with hay [ guitar ] They don't go for Cadillacs the girls go for cataracts...