Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Do your best everybody when the war was on Secretary writing just as fast as he can Trying to get the news all over the land Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Do your best everybody when the war was on Three cents on a letter we had to pay Two cents on a pork chop come to pass Eight cents on the dollar just to ride the train Helpin' the gov'ment outta mighty strain Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Do your best everybody when the war was on Taxes heavy but we must pay Helpin' the boys over 'cross the sea In the muddy water up to their knee Facin' the Kaiser for you and me Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Do your best everybody when the war was on Taxes heavy but we must pay Helpin' the boys over 'cross the sea In the muddy water up to their knee Facin' the Kaiser for you and me Kaiser seen he didn't have no friends Come all the world just on the job Runnin' to England's just what I mean Went to sea in this submarine Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Do your best everybody when the war was on President Wilson was on his throne Makin' laws for everyone Raisin' the rich and he raisin' the poor Raisin' every tax on everybody's door Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Do your best everybody when the war was on President of England, King of France Meetin' the Kaiser now face to face All we wanted was a ? of a chance We got to go to Germany just to settle the game Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Everybody help the boys come home Do your best everybody when the war was on