When you meet somebody for the first time There are special things you're supposed to say Which you may not mean but they sound polite as can be Would you like to learn them? Well then, repeat after me Happy to make your acquaintance 'Appy to make your acquaintance Thank you so much, I feel fine T'ank you so much, omma feel fine Happy to make your acquaintance Acquaintance and let me say the pleasure Da pleasure is mine, da pleasure's a mine How do you do? Pleased to know you 'Ow do you do? Pleased to know you And though my English is poor My English is a goddamn poor Happy to make your acquaintances Now won't you please say, likewise Look a wise, no likewise Like a ways, no likewise Oh, like a wise, I'm sure