Me & My Skate

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Diologue: Oh, shit, god damn, I almost hit that little punk rock kid Aw shit, god damn, what's happening here? Damn helicopters And all I saw was some little skater kid come running by with a test tube One of them glass ones Oh man, i'll check the news and find out what the hell's happening here F**kin' commercials, God Damn! Radio: This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from Orange County California When just moments ago, officer Jack Meoff in our chopper in the sky Spotted rapper D-Loc member of the infamous KOTTONMOUTH comittee Skating eastbound on Yorba Linda Blvd. D-Loc has been at large, and is wanted by press, parents, and authorities For being a nuisance to society Approach with caution D-LOC could be under the influence of a mind altering substence It's me and my skate Shit, this world of hate and confusion I sweat all day to create an illusion Or a fantasy, yeah that's what you call it You play to skate you be a bong tokin' alcoholic Well this come true, so i grip the mic tightly And when im rockin' the stage, my skates beside me After the show you'll catch me skatin' in the parking lot Bustin' grinds and flips my board is all i got To escape the realness of reality I smoke a joint so i can cope with this insanity They say sobriety's the answer to society I say its anarchy but they ain't understanding me I say it twice, but man just can't relate I guess its fate, my boards my mate Just, just me and my skate Radio: In other breaking news Reputed rapper Saint, also from the KOTTONMOUTH committee Was caught by surveillance camera at JJ's Liquor in the city of Orange Making off with 2 cases of beer, one pint of booze, and a carton of cigarettes The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunken rowdiness, inciting riots, and abusive behavior Saint was last spotted on Beach Blvd. jumping from a moving vehicle under the influence of alcohol. Now i just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in prison Thank God for freedom, hook the bitches out my chissum Name is in many girlies conversations But it gets complicated with the situation in your face My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool But don't get mad, when you lady starts to jock me fool 'cause its mad you wanna beer like marijuana She said, "Hi Saint, my name's Do-Juana Do wanna wanna wanna take me home? Do wanna wanna wanna lay and bone? But i get aggravated, mentally frusrated When i act like chin straps 'cause your boyfriends player hated Left jab, right hook, then i knocked him out I hate player haters so i pissed in his mouth Radio: Apparently local officals have turned the KOTTONMOUTH commitee case over to the Federal Bureau of Investigations The allusive orange county rappers, under the direction of TRIP DADDY X Are saught in conection with a number of charges ranging from obscenity Influecencing the minds of minors, fake IDs, lewd and crewd behavior And demoralizing society Right-wing religious zealots have apparently threatened to, quote "Crucify those young punks" Yo, i gotta scam with this ya know i gotta scam for that The karma daddy spreads all good, but still i watch my back Well i like the vibe, write a rhyme, to a funky phat track I got the scam to get the green, a scam for a phat sack Too many vices, insane extremities I got no good solutions, or no quick remedies Don't wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5 F**k flippin' burgers don't wanna drop no fries Don't wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk Just wanna get up on the mic and let my skills start to flick Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and bass tones I'm not a loser, look at you, don't wanna be left alone Additcted to the nicotine, a full time toker Or more confused with mi vida loca Late-night toker, indo smokas Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X Let your skills flex Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Hey Daddy X Put those fools in check Live while you live, you gotta live your life while your here Time is all i got, I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle beer Fear of life at times, i guess but i ain't got no time for that I got to kick it chill, i got to kick it chill to max So when you see Daddy X in your vacinity, pass the pipe, pass the J Say what's up, im out, peace Me, Me and my skate My skate, my mate my skate Me, me and my skate My mate in this world of hate Radio: After an all out man hunt by local and federal officals The Kottonmouth committee still remains at large Last spotted fleeing southbound on interstate 5 in a drop top volkswagon bug Believed to be stolen from a trailer park complex earlier today The young vandals are disturbing the peace and reportedly riding high Thats' the local news for now, we'll update you on the situation as it happens I'm Victoria Secretions for KBUD, 420 on your dial Now back to you Bob.