"How to handle a woman? There's a way", said the wise old man "A way known by every woman Since the whole rigmarole began" Do I flatter her? I begged, him answer Do I threaten or cajole or plead? Do I brood or play the gay romancer? Said he, smiling, "No indeed" "How to handle a woman? Mark me well, I will tell you, sir The way to handle a woman Is to love her, simply love her Merely love her, love her, love her"