Here we stand – (remote control buttons in our sweaty little hands) As one man – (we're lining up and waiting for someone's command) We don't move – (we sent out for food, get the news on video) I can prove – (there's no need for movies, we got HBO) In the T.V. age They're out there somewhere (you know the force has got a lot of power – but what makes you think it gives a shit about you… who are you anyway?) They're taking over (and I believe – the aliens have to take a physical form on our planet – so why not one with 13 channels…) They're out there somewhere Times must change (this ain't the stone age, we don't have rocks in our heads) What's so strange – (we don't work no more, so why get out of bed) T.V. rules – (pretty soon you won't be able to turn it off at all) All you fools – (then it'll turn you off – your back's against the wall) In the – T.V. Age