NO HELP WANTED Writer Bill Carlisle Now I've got a gal from New Orleans She's the cutest little thing that you ever have seen She's got a cute little walk with a hippity-hop She's *big at the little and bottom at the top* (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted (Do ya need any help?) (Do ya need any help?) I can handle this job all by myself Well, I love my baby, she's a little lovin' hugger Cute as a button and sweet as sugar I'm gonna buy her a diamond ring And we'll get married in the Spring (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted (Do ya need any help?) (Do ya need any help?) Well, I can handle this job all by myself Well, she calls me her "little piggy-wiggy" And I call her my "little thinga-ma-jiggy" Every time I ask her for a kiss I can hear her voice sound somethin' like this (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted (Could you use a little help?) No help wanted (Do ya need any help?) (Could you use a little help?) Well, I can handle this job all by myself (Do ya need any help?) No, sirree (Could you use a little help?) Not for me (Just call on me if you need a little help) I can handle this job all by myself Well, I'm gonna take her honky-tonkin' tonight We're gonna do everything up right When the music starts we'll swing and sway We're gonna dance till the break of day (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted (Could you use a little help?) No help wanted (Do ya need any help?) (Could you use a little help?) (Do ya need any help?) (Do ya need any help?) (Could you use a little help?) (Could you use a little help?) I can handle this job all by myself There's no help wanted!