My forties are kicking my ass And handing them to me in a margarita glass I was infatuated with an older man And then I dated a psychopath So I'm 44 in 2020 and thank god I saved up some money Time to ruminate like, what the fuck was that? Like a shot of good luck I got a puppy and a truck If you feel like giving up Shut up Get a puppy and a truck I don't fuck with MOPAR, Tesla or Ford I'm a Chevrolet Angel lord! Traded my 64 Malibu for a van And to tell you the truth That's the only regret I have I need a dog that's hypoallergenic In the poodle milieu and photogenic Don't shed, don't bark And can play in the band Like a shot of good luck I got a puppy and a truck If you see us rolling up Thumbs up Puppy and a truck I don't got no kids I don't got no kids I don't got no roots I'm an orphan Catch me if you can I'm lacing up my boots Like a shot of good luck I got a puppy and a truck And some unconditional love Like a shot of good luck Get a puppy and a truck If you see us rolling up Say what's up Puppy and a truck