Here they come in their cuffed Levi's Hair slicked back, they're real tough guys Black t-shirt and a bad attidude Better not step on their blue suede shoes Livin' in a time that's long since gone It's not quite right, there's something wrong Look! There goes another Betty Page Get with it chick, it's all the rage CHORUS: He's really, really, really rockabilly Really, really, really rockabilly He pissed in his pants He's too drunk to care He's wearin' 1956 underwear There's neo-rockabilly There's psycho-rockabilly There's Starbucks-Orange-County rockabilly There's euro - ja-ja-wir machen-rockin' rockabilly There's Western-swing-traditional-blues- influenced rockabilly There's Australian shrimp-on-the-barbie- carry-your-surfboard-to-Sears- to-buy-your-rolled-up-Levi's rockabilly There's rock-a-Johnny, rock-a-Sally, rock-a-hillbilly It's all too stupid, and it's just plain silly (CHORUS) The man at the door He's a rockabilly guy He said you can't come in Your pompadour's too high Better grow them sideburns Get a tattoo on your neck Drink Pabst Blue Ribbon Drive a rockabilly wreck Has it come to this? I want a new job Rockabilly retards and rockabilly slobs are rockabilly stars It used to be fun just to play the guitar Now I just want to run real, real far (CHORUS)