I got a parrot of hair on my shoulder It's apparent it's there, and it's bolder Like I show you my cards, I'm no folder Yes I'm a soldier Against everything square and unsightly Yes I know I look good, so don't fight me All I need is a clip or a scrunchie And then I'm ready Because I rock a side pony Baby I'm just living my life Because I rock a side pony I rock a side pony I rock a side pony Who doesn't love a side pony? Baby I'm just living my life Because I rock a side pony I rock a side pony I rock a side pony Since I met you, you've been in my stable And I see you whenever I'm able Though we're keeping it under the table It ain't a fable Why can't we hide it away in your derby We're having fun and we're keeping it flirty Everybody might say that it's dirty But don't you worry Because I rock a side pony Baby I'm just living my life Because I rock a side pony I rock a side pony I rock a side pony Who doesn't love a side pony? Baby I'm just living my life Because I rock a side pony I rock a side pony I rock a side pony