the freakiest show i know is the show of my own living my life in and out of the twilight zone bust my britches bless my soul i'm a freak of nature walking totem pole look and see i think you'll agree nobody weird like me intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me hell bent on inventing a new species bust my britches bless my soul i'm a freak of nature walking totem pole look and see i think you'll agree nobody weird like me riding down the path on the back of a giraffe me and the giraffe laughed cause i passed some gas bust my britches bless my soul i'm a freak of nature walking totem pole look and see i think you'll agree nobody weird like me enchanted as a rabbit that my life is a dream well everything is never just as it seems the freakiest show i know is the show of my own living my life in and out of the twilight zone