Rita saw a deal on the TV So me and her hopped on the R.T.D. Drove it down to Colton on the weekend Me I stole the Pontiac I got sick of taking orders Slinging hash and hearing them complain I don't wanna smell that grill forever So I took the Pontiac An' drove it straight into the heartland Rita's fingers fumblin' trying to roll one My frozen fingers trying to find a cold one Tonight we dine on the line and the lone one As I gun this sucker straight into the heartland Read about a guy down in Florida He took a shotgun down to the hardware store Blew ten people to the floor 'Cause the way they fixed his mower Then headed out that night Straight into the heartland Rita's fingers fumblin' trying to roll one My frozen fingers trying to find a cold one Tonight we dine on the line and the lone one As I gun this sucker straight into the heartland They say Eddy boy you're wanted But not for running lights this time You don't need the gun To hear the sound of your own name Rita's fingers fumblin' trying to roll one My frozen fingers trying to find a cold one Tonight we dine on the line and the lone one As I gun this sucker straight into the heartland I'm gonna gun this sucker straight into the heartland I'm gonna gun this sucker straight into the heartland