Hang a left, turn a right We're driving through the night We're on the road with Fred Anytime, anywhere but he's sure to get you there That's the road with Fred With his foot right to the floor There's a corner coming on Whiplash! He'll overtake anywhere he doesn't really care That's the road with Fred Through rain and snow and fog You sit and pray to God and place your faith in Fred You gotta close your eyes So you never get surprised by whiplash! Chew your nails right to the bone You're on the wrong side of the road On the right side of Fred A collision coming on You pray the brakes are gonna hold on the road with Fred The nut is loose behind the wheel Hear that rubber squeal - whiplash! Hang a left, turn a right Driving through the night On the road with Fred Anytime, anywhere he's sure to get you there On the road with Fred He's got a mobile telephone But you pray that no-one calls for whiplash