I couldn't be good Maybe I'm crazy I couldn't be good Maybe I'm mad I couldn't be good Don't get in my way because I couldn't be good But I'm bad I never thought it be like this I just figured it'd be a brand new El Dorado every year from now on Aw, who is this guy in the mirror He looks so weak and pasty I always wanted to take little Sam To see that Sphinx statue over there in Egypt I still don't like the idea of that guy over in Denver Firefloodin' on my field Asshole's so dumb he wouldn't know a pisspot from a kumquat God, he could cost me a thousand barrels a day out of that field Always wanted to see all that stuff they got over there in Europe And take little Sam and Earline both God, I need a smoke Don't seem like one little smoke would matter that much now I gotta go back for more of them treatments tomorrow Green The whole goddamn place is green But it ain't grass green or money green It's puke green or pus green And it's the kind of green I feel like when I'm there Like a bug about to be squished I just know Earline would love to see that Eiffel Tower Over there in France I think maybe she even has a poster about it in her room