On the day before my last day I'd like a nice glass of whiskey n' coke Maybe two… well, just make it three Slices of lime, keep the skin On the day before my last day I'd smile with style but won't eat at all Coz I need to make me look perfect in my coffin In the other world Who knows, I might greet the sun With my hair nicely curled Who knows, I might find the one Bury me in white wine oh I prefer Chardonnay, the flavor of my life On the trip from my last day I'll take my iPhone, not to worry If anyone needs to reach me One last time… would you please? Do you know if they'll be Wi-Fi? I'll have a whole bunch of stories to share So I can make it look perfect like I'm dreaming In the other world Who knows, I might greet the sun With my hair nicely curled Who knows, I might find the one Bury me in white wine oh I prefer Chardonnay, the flavor of my life Bury me with roses oh Red of course, don't even ask The color of my life Thanx, These are my last wills When you go, I'll do the drill These are my last wills An end is just a beginning, still These are my last wills I'll leave them unsealed These are my last wills Last wills Bury me in white wine oh I prefer Chardonnay, the flavor of my life Bury me with roses oh Red of course, don't even ask The color of my life Bury me in white wine Bury me with roses oh Thanx,