I remember when I found out about chemistry, It was a long, long way from here, I was old enough to want it, But younger than I wanted to be, Suddenly my mission was clear. So for a while I conducted experiments, And I was amazed by the things I learned, From the fine, fine girl with nothing but good intentions And a bad tendency to get burned. Oh, all about chemistry, Won't you show me everything you know, Ah wonder what you do to me Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh. Some time later I met a young graduate, When I had nobody to call my own, I told her I was looking for somebody to appreciate, And I just couldn't do it alone. So for awhile we conducted experiments, In an apartment by the River Road, And we found out that the two things we put together Had a bad tendency to explode. Oh, all about chemistry, Won't you show me everything you've learned, I'll memorize everything you do to me so I can, Teach it when it comes my turn. Fine spring day, California waves, Sweet Pacific scenes through, The windows of aeroplanes and hotel rooms. So when I find myself alone and unworthy, I think about all of the things I learned, From the fine, fine women with nothing but good intentions And a bad tendency to get burned. Oh, all about chemistry, Won't you show me everything you know, Ah wonder what you do to me Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh. Oh, all about chemistry, Won't you show me everything you've learned, I'll memorize everything you do to me, So I can teach it when it comes my turn. It's all about chemistry, (California waves) It's all about chemistry, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, It's all about chemistry, (sweet Pacific scenes) It's all about chemistry, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh.