I'd Rather Be A Dog (Live)

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I'd like to be a bird because a bird can fly I'd like to be pig and live in a sty I'd like to be a snake and slither and slide But I'd rather be a dog and just lie I'd like to be a bee cause a bee can sting I'd like to be flower and bloom in the spring I'd like to be most anything But I'd rather be a dog and just lie But if I were a dog, what kind of dog would I be Would I be a ? Hound and chaseing all the rabbits up trees And if I were a dog, what would my name be Katie, josh or homer or billy bob bucky I'd like to be a spider and live in a web I'd like to be a ? By the name of deb I'd like to be a farmer with a brother named jeb But I'd rather be a dog and just lie I would like to be the laziest dog that you see I would like to be the laziest dog that you see I would sit by the pool drinking beer Eating doggy treats and staring at the bitches I would never do the dishes or ever take out the trash I'd like to be a tiger because a tiger is fast I'd like to be a turtle and live in the mud I'd like to be grouch and live in the trash But I'd rather be a dog and just lie Ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf Ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf Ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf But if I were a dog, what kind of dog would I be I wouldn't want to be a weinner dog or someone might eat me And if I were a dog, what would my name be Katie, josh or homer or sally and magee I'd like to be a blah blah blah blah blah blah I'd like to a frog by the name of kim But I'd rather be a dog and just lie Ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf Ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf Ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf