I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me I've been singing with my band Across the wire, across the land I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way But their beauty and their style Went kind of smooth after a while Take me to them dirty ladies every time Oh, won't you take me home tonight? Oh, down beside your red firelight Oh, and you give it all you got Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Now I got mortgages on homes I got stiffness in the bones Ain't no beauty queens in this locality Oh, but I still get my pleasure Still got my greatest treasure Heap big woman, you gonna make a big man out of me Oh you gonna take me home tonight Oh, down beside that red firelight Oh you gonna let it all hang out? Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round