Oh, do I hear you saying you got hurt? Did you say that she's a flimflam flirt? Are you saying that some Double-dealing doll went and did you dirt? Well, bub, welcome, welcome, welcome to the club Now you know the feeling when you're stung Now you know why Torchy songs are sung So you stumbled down the ladder of love to the bottom rung Well, bub, welcome, welcome, welcome to the club Hear, hear, hear, don't look so gloomy Look a here, here, here, it's happened to me So have no fear, love went and threw me But we all snap back, mac Ten to one, you'll give up wondering why Why she gave you up for that new guy But until you find the kiss That makes you kiss all your blues goodbye Well, bub, welcome, welcome, welcome to the club But until you find the kiss That makes you kiss all your blues goodbye Well, bub, ah, wel, wel, wel, wel, welcome Ah, wel, wel, wel, wel, welcome Wel, wel, wel, wel, welcome to the club