Dumb All Over (Live)

歌詞

Whoever we are, wherever we're from We shoulda noticed by now, our behavior is dumb And if our chances expect to improve It's gonna take a lot more, than trying to remove the other race Or the other whatever, from the face Of the planet altogether They call it THE EARTH, which is a dumb kinda name But they named it right, 'cause we behave the same... We are dumb all over Dumb all over, yes we are Dumb all over, near an' far Dumb all over, black an' white People, we is not wrapped tight Nerds on the left, nerds on the right Religious fanatics on the air every night Saying the Bible tells the story Makes the details sound real gory About what to do if the geeks over there Don't believe in the book we got over here You can't run a race without no feet An' pretty soon there won't be no street For dummies to jog on or doggies to dog on Religious fanatics can make it be all gone It won't blow up An' disappear It'll just look ugly for a thousand years... You can't run a country by a book of religion Not by a heap or a lump or a smidgen Of foolish rules of ancient date Designed to make you all feel great While you fold, spindle and mutilate Those unbelievers from a neighboring state TO ARMS! TO ARMS! Hooray! That's great Two legs ain't bad unless there's a crate They ship the parts to mama in For souvenirs: two ears - Get Down! Not his, not hers, but what the hey? The Good Book says: "It's gotta be that way!" But their book says: "REVENGE THE CRUSADES!!!!..." With whips an' chains an' hand grenades..." TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS? Have another and another My God says: "There ain't no other!" Our God says: "It's all okay!" My God says: "This is the way!" It says in the book: "Burn and destroy....." An' repent, an' redeem, an' revenge, an' deploy An' rumble thee forth to the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side Cause they don't go for what's in the Book An' that makes 'em BAD So All, verily we must choppeth them up Or stompeth them down Or rent a nice French bomb Ssssssssss........ to poof them out of existence While leaving their real estate just where we need it To use again for temples in which to praise OUR GOD "Cause He can really take care of business!" And when His humble TV servant With white hair and a brown suit And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls Tells us it's okay to do this stuff, then we're supposed do it 'Cause if we don't do it, we ain't gwine up to hebbin! (Depending on which book you're using at the time... Can't use theirs... it's all lies...... Gotta use mine... Ain't that right? That's what they say -- Every night... Every day... Listen, we can't really be dumb, if we're just following God's Orders After all, He wrote this book here an' in the Book He says: "He made us all to be just like Him," So... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... An' maybe even a little bit ugly on the side DUMB ALL OVER – a little ugly on the side DUMB ALL OVER – a little ugly on the side DUMB ALL OVER – a little ugly on the side