Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
Track byThe Locust
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0- 2012.07.31
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Split the genes with a walking asshole. Producing some of that high grade Formica. Yea. No. Maybe. So. When six becomes nine, and nine becomes six. Never leave the house fully erect, one might fall and break it right off.
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