* intro: conversation between [1] and [2] a [Nurse] [1] Ay but, what you doin up here anyway nigga? [2] Man I came up to get some rubbers man, what you doin up here? [1] No shit? Man, I came up here to get a physical [1] You know for my job, you gotta get a physical and shit, but.. [2] Really? [Nurse] Philip Brown to the front desk - Philip Brown [1] Aw that's me right there, hey man you stay up man! [Nurse] Philip Brown! [1] Be careful and shit you know... [2] Awright then homey! [Nurse] Philip Brown? [1] Yeah? [Nurse] Can I help you? [1] Ahh, ah-uh-yeah, I'd like to get [1] I'd like to get a physical [Nurse] We don't give physicals here [1] Oh you don't? [Nurse] No, all we test for is VD, herpes, syphillis and gonorrhea [1] I'd like to see a doctor [Nurse] What's the matter, you BURNING? [1] Huh?? "Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no.." -> Slick Rick "Why is my thing-thing burnin like this?" [Nurse] You BURNING? "Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no.." -> Slick Rick "What have I, done stuck my duck in?" [Ice Cube] I went to the free clinic, it was filled to capacity Now how bad can a piece of ass be? Very bad, so I had to make the trip and thank God, I didn't have the drips I was there so a hoe couldn't gimme that Just to get - twenty free jimmy hats Now look who I see Ain't that... yeah, that's the bitch from up the street! With the big fat tail who always told Cube to go to hell She thought she was wiser Now she's sittin in the waitin room, burnin like heat-mizer Yeah I see ya First Miss Thang, now Miss Gonorrhea Man it's a trip how the world keeps turnin It's 1991, and look who's burnin Chorus One: various samples (repeat 2X) "Does it get you hot?"