See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was sing I have trouble with a note It goes all around my throat It's a terrifying thing See, I really couldn't hear Which note was lower or was higher Which is why I disappear If someone says, "Let's start a choir" Hey, when I begin to squeak It's a cross between a shriek And a quiver or a moan It's a little like a croak Or the record player broke What it doesn't have is tone Oh, I know you're thinking What a crazy ding-a-ling But I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was sing Three blind mice Three blind mice It isn't intentional He's doing his best Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle bells, jingle bells It really blows my mind He gets depressed But what I lack in pitch I sure Make up in power And all my friends say I am perfect for the shower Still, I'm terrific at a dance Girls are messin' up my hands I'm a birdie on the wing But when I begin to chirp They say, who's the little twerp Goin' 'pong' instead of ping And when Christmas comes and All my friends go caroling It is so dishearten-ning It is so disquiet-ting It is so discourag-ging Darling, please stop answer-ring See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do La, la, la, la Sing, sing Sing, sing, sing, sing Sing, sing, sing, sing Sing, sing